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Wonkette.com was kind enough to post this painting I sent them as a response to another they posted. Here's my version of the "Alt-Text" used in the original, which means, roughly, "left to right”:
- These dogs, always willing to play poker in the interest of art, symbolize tolerance
by inviting an out-of-species sub.
- Unfortunately, copyright laws require some personal tributes
to be symbolized indirectly.
- A once-famous bull model, long out-of-work, symbolizes humility
and redemption by posing for a lesser mural artist.
- This sad fellow laments “Progressive
Thought” such as the revisionist view that clown art is too frightening for home display.
- The
doe-eyed youth and his kitten reach for the hallowed document that brings art ownership to all races, religions, and socioeconomies.
- This is not who you think it is. It is the same imposter who presumes to speak for God on those
all-type billboards.
- When posing for inspirational art, occasionally Abe Lincoln is inspired
to channel his inner Al Jolson, symbolizing anachronism.
- The imposter’s noble steed.
- Elvis just hates the way he looks when the airbrushing doesn’t stick evenly to the velvet,
symbolizing modern society’s loss of value(s).
- If a picture is worth a thousand words,
there’s not much left to say about a horse with a horn coming out of its skull.
- This
little fellow symbolizes brotherhood with a special-guest crossover appearance from the Blingee world.
- The lower right corner is reserved for obnoxious, exclusionist commentary. Some paintings shine brighter than others.
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